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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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- ♪ In living color♪
- ♪ You know what I'm sayin'♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moon
Float like a balloon ♪
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♪ It's never too late
and it's never too soon ♪
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♪ Take it from me
It's a'ight to be ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ How would you feel knowing
prejudice was obsolete ♪
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♪ And all mankind danced
to the exact beat ♪
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♪ And at night it was safe
to walk down the street ♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ Everybody here
is equally kind ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ What's mine is yours
and what's yours is mine ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ How would you feel knowing
everybody was your friend ♪
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♪ From thin to thick
and through thick and thin ♪
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♪ And egotistical trips
was put to an end ♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moon
Float like a balloon ♪
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♪ It's never too late
and it's never too soon ♪
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♪ Take it from me
It's a'ight to be ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ How would you feel knowing
prejudice was obsolete ♪
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♪ And all mankind danced
to the exact beat ♪
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♪ And at night it was safe
to walk down the street ♪
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪♪
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Keenen Ivory Wayans.
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[Cheering, Applause]
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There you go.
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All right.
Welcome to In Living Color.
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Thanks for joining us here tonight.
We got a fun show lined up.
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As usual, I'd like to introduce the
crew, starting with my DJ, SW One.
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[Cheering, Screaming]
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And my ladies... Starting over here
with Cari, Michelle, Deidre...
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Lisa and Carrie Ann.
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So with no more delay,
SW One, do the right thing.
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♪ You can do what you wanna do ♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ In living color♪
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♪ You can walk on the moon
Float like a balloon ♪
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♪ It's never too late
and it's never too soon ♪♪
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[Announcer] The Foundation
for Black History Awareness...
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is pleased to sponsor
Great American Profiles.
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Tonight:
King, The Early Years.
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Even in his earliest school days...
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young King seemed
destined to become a leader.
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- Hey, hey, hey. That's mine.
- So?
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Wait a minute.
Why'd you do that, boy?
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'Cause I wanted to,
doodie brain.
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You better shut up.
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Brothers, brothers, brothers.
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That's no way to settle things.
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There's nothing
to be gained by fighting...
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unless you get paid for it.
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[Woman] Don. Don King,
are you causing trouble again?
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No, Miss Patterson.
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[Announcer] And so,
a young entrepreneur began...
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what was to become his life's work...
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armed only with this one thought...
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"I think I can
make a buck doing this. "
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That's right,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Today at noon there's
gonna be the biggest...
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most prodigious fight
in all the school history.
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It's gonna be punch time
at lunchtime.
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It's gonna be the throw-down
in the playground!
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It's going to be
the rumble by the jungle gym!
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Give me money!
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Give me money! More money!
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[Announcer] This same philosophy
led King to become a great innovator.
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Well, I don't have any money.
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Well, I'm sorry,
your yo-yo is not good enough.
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You're gonna have to
watch on pay-per-view.
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What's that?
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You have to look through
the hole in the fence.
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Okay! Let the fighting begin!
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Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
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- L-I don't wanna be fightin' him no more.
- Okay, I don't either.
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[Announcer] King also
became a great motivator.
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Okay, hit my hand. Harder.
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That's from him!
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And the winner!
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- [Wailing]
- Stick with me, Leon Spinks.
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You'll go all the way.
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Gerry Cooney,
stick to fighting white guys.
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[Wailing]
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Hey, hey, hey, miss lady girl.
May I w-walk you home?
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- Uh-uh.
- Why not? I just "wonned" the fight.
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But he gots all the money.
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And a vocabulary.
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I got a little present
for you, young Miss Givens.
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Oh, thank you.
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[Announcer]
A man of vision. A man of integrity.
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A man with a decent haircut.
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He was none of these things.
But he gots all the money.
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Only in America.
Only in America.
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[Announcer]
This has been Great American Profiles.
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Now wait a minute, y'all.
This ain't a show just for anybody.
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We got some funky fresh
meat loaf happenin'.
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All you sexy fly chefs,
come on, let's cook.
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♪ Ah, cook it ♪
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♪ Ah, cook it ♪
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- ♪ Get up on this ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪
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♪ B-B-B-Baby ♪
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- ♪ Get up on this ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪
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♪ B-B-B-Baby ♪
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♪ Salt 'N' Pepa's here
and we're in effect ♪
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♪ Want you to listen good ♪
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♪ We been dancin' all day but at night
we're working up a sweat ♪
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♪ Yo, yo, yo, baby Pepa, yeah, you,
pass me some sauce and greens ♪
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♪ Whatever, add some bread crumbs
or we can't make this feast ♪
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♪ Now why don't you squeeze those eggs
really hard, I wish you would ♪
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- ♪ Now squish it ♪
- ♪ Squish it ♪
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♪ Squish, squish it real good ♪
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- ♪ We aim to please ♪
- ♪ You know that that is our intention ♪
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♪ But we would be remiss
if we neglected to mention ♪
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♪ That the regular pan
we have gently bent ♪
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♪ Into the shape of the mother continent
So heat it ♪
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- ♪ Heat it ♪
- ♪ Heat it ♪
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- ♪ Heat it good ♪
- ♪ Yeah, heat it ♪
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♪ Heat it real good ♪
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♪ We hope you have enjoyed
our simple recipe ♪
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♪ Tune in again next time
and you will surely see ♪
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♪ A chocolate cake that's
in the shape of Kool Moe Dee ♪
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♪ Peace, y'all ♪♪
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Hey, mon, me home!
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[Announcer] And now it's time
for another episode of Hey Mon.
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With the hardest-working
West Indian family, the Headley's.
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Hey, mon.
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Hey, now, mon.
How many times I got to tell you...
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not to put your uniforms
on my good sofa?
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Don't yell at me, woman.
I drop me uniform wherever I want.
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I work 15 job. I don't have time
for your foolishness when I come home.
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I'm tired, damn it.
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Listen, you think you're
the only one work hard?
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I got nine job myself, you know.
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Plus is I have to do all the cookin'
and cleanin' and washin' around here...
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not to mention the welding.
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Well, combined that's
only 12 job, lazy woman.
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What you think it is a job?
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Hey, mon.
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Speaking of lazy, here's
the laziest idiot ever who lived.
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Young Billy Vanilli Rasta boy.
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Aren't you supposed to be
workin' at the hotel now?
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No, because I just
got fired from there.
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- What happened?
- Why you got fired?
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I no carry no Yankee man's bag.
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Plus, me have four
perfectly good jobs left.
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Four job? Let me tell you
something, young Rasta boy.
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When I was your age,
I was a maintenance man...
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a carpenter, a cab driver, a cook...
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a hospital orderly,
a security guard, a tour guide...
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a fish cleaner and an Amway
distributor all in the same day.
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I didn't even have time
to almost make you, boy.
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But, Pop,
me in ten bands now.
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Me don't have even
a little bit of time for myself now.
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Ten band and four job.
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That's 14 things.
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That's not as bad
as I thought, boy.
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Come here, you chip off the old
banana boat. Me proud of you, boy.
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You hear that,
you lazy neighbors?
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My boy got 14 job.
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- Hey, mon.
- Hey, mon.
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Well, well, well, if it ain't
table napkin turned table cloth.
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What you doin' home right now?
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Daddy, leave me alone.
I have a date with my new boyfriend.
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Really now?
Tell us about this new fella.
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Well, him name is Danny.
Him American. Him very funny.
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And I think I love he!
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And what else?
What do Daddy want to hear?
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Well, him very successful,
you know.
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Him make over $100,000 a year.
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- Mama gonna be rich.
- One hundred thousand dollars?
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How many job he got
to make $100,000?
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Only one. He's a doctor.
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One job! One job!
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- The girl dating a boy with one job.
- I hear it.
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That's all you ever talk about...
work, work, work. What about love?
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Look at the two of you. You're tired
and you're bugged out all the time.
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Why don't you go
and take a vacation?
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Ah, me on vacation
now from 13 job.
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But Papa, how can I think
about workin' when I am in love?
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It's just like when you and
Mama just met, remember?
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I never love your mother.
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I marry your mother
because she had six job.
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What happen to that nice Korean boy
you was datin'? He had a hundred job.
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Him dead now.
Him drop dead in a job interview.
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Well, that means 100 job openings.
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A hundred job openings? Someone
get my newspaper. Don't stand there.
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Oh, I don't why I tell you
stupid people anything.
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- I'm in love and that's
the most important thing.
- [All Shouting, Indistinct]
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[Woman] Hey, you Headley,
shut up in there.! This ain'tJersey.
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[Man]
Yeah, shut the hell up in there.!
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Hey, mon! Don't nobody tell Godfreid
Headley be quiet in me own house!
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If I didn't have to go to work,
if I had the time...
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I'd come whip your ass
right now!
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Oh, no!
My God, look at the time!
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[All Together] Oh! Hey, mon!
Time to go to work!
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[Announcer]Join us again soon
for Hey Mon with the Headleys.
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You can't tell
if they're happy or mad.
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They'rejust working.
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[Alarm Clocks Ringing]
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
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♪♪ [Rapping]
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Frankly, Scarlett, l...
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Oh.
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Hello, I'm Ted Turner.
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And welcome to Ted Turner's
Colorized Classics.
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Now, the colorization of these films...
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may not agree
with some people's artistic...
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[Spits]
Sensibilities.
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But they're mine, and I can do
anything I want with them.
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Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
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Hell, I just found a way
to add even more color...
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as you'll see
in tonight's film, Casablanca.
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Of all the jive joints in the world,
she had to bring her big butt into mine.
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I really loved her, you know.
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And why not? She's the only woman
I ever met that looked as good as me.
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Here's looking at you,
my darling.
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Yo, Stevie, play it again.
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♪♪ [Singing]
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♪♪ [Singing]
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That's all the time
we have tonight.
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Join us next time for Citizen Kane,
starring Jimmy Walker.
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I think you'll agree.
It's dy-no-mite.
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I'm lucky enough to be
Ted Turner. Good night.
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So look here, man. The Mercedes
has to be back by midnight.
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- So, what we gonna do?
- I don't know, man.
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I passed out
all the fake business cards.
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We'll see what happens, man.
See what happens.
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- But, yo, man, I ain't taking the friend.
- That's the way it's gotta be.
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You know I'm the one who
always makes the first move.
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- So you get stuck with the leftovers.
- Not this time, man.
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- Why not?
- Yo, that girl's ugly, man.
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- That's the best kind.
- What?
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I said the ugly one's the best kind,
man. They don't ask for much.
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All you need is teeth and hair.
That's all they want.
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That's right. And if they leave you,
you ain't depressed.
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You ain't thinkin' nothin'
about 'em, you know? Right.
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Pretty girls, see, they want
all your money. That's right.
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Just like them boys say:
Never trust a big butt when it smile.
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That's right. That's the day
you poisoned. ♪♪ [Humming]
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What do you know
about women, man?
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Shoot, I been married seven times, son.
Let me tell you.
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That's right,
all of them ugly. That's right.
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One of them was so ugly I took her
down to the Wax Museum of Horror.
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The man said, " Please don't let her move
until we do inventory."
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[Chuckling]
Hey, old man...
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you know a nice place around here
where we can get something to eat?
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Your daddy's old.
You better watch it now.
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Sorry. I mean, sir, where can we find
a nice place to eat around here?
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Well, you know, that depends on
what you're in the mood for.
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If you want Chinese food, I guess
the best place to go is down to Chin Wangs...
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on the corner of
Jefferson and Central.
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It's pretty good Chinese food.
But I don't trust em, you know?
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They open 24 hours, man.
Never take out no garbage, you know?
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How's somewhere gonna be open
24 hours and never take out no garbage?
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Somethin' ain't right.
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All right, man, we take the freaks
to get some Chinese food, man.
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That ain't the move.
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It's bad. Don't take your girl on the
first date to get Chinese food, man.
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That MSG will give her gas.
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What about some chicken?
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Oh, shucks. You said the magic word now.
You talkin' about the yard bird, huh?
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Oh, I know about chicken. Right,
I know about some chicken. That's right.
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Mm-hmm. You can't get no chicken
this time of night, though.
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Watch out for the door, son.
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- Why?
- Look, you better move right about now.
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What?
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- Happens every time they play Milli Vanilli.
- [Vomiting]
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- Take it easy, buddy.
- I'll be your buddy...
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when you put something
in the can, son.
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Hey, buddy, how you doin'? Right.
Tell your friend I said go to hell.
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You ain't gonna
wash your hands?
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Never mind.
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♪♪ [Hip-hop]
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♪♪ [Rapping]
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[Announcer] And now, Public Access
Television presents Men On Books.
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- Hello, I'm Blayne Edwards.
- And I'm Antoine Merriwether.
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And welcome to Men On Books.
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The show that looks at great literature
from the past and present.
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- From a male point of view.
- Mm-hmm.
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Tonight we have
a new sponsor.
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Yes, and I'm tickled pink.
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This show is brought
to you by Wang.
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- Don't they make computers?
- Mm-hmm.
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Our first classic is a book
called Robinson Crusoe.
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It's all about
a story of a white man...
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who suddenly finds himself
stranded on a desert island...
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and how he forms
a beautiful friendship...
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with a virile,
yet submissive black man.
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The author is Daniel Defoe.
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Now if he's anything like
that cute little Willem Dafoe...
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I'll be his Friday,
Saturday and Sunday.
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Hear, hear.
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Our next book is Little Women.
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- Hated it.
- Hated it.
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Then of course
there's Little Men.
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- Hated it.
- Hated it.
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Then we have Roughing It.
It's a happy tale.
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Yes, this is a story about men
romping through the wilderness...
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at a time when our country
was still open to exploration.
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It was written by Samuel
Langhorne Clemens...
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known to most people
as Mark Twain.
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You know, if I ever had a son,
I'd love to name him Langhorne.
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If you ever have a son,
I'll grow all my hair back.
318
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Oh, you gonna make me
read you on public access.
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Don't get mad.
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Look, I know who I am. Do you?
321
00:20:03,664 --> 00:20:06,224
Come on, show me
them little pearlies.
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Now, that's the 'Toine I know.
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Now we're coming
to the last book...
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which is truly
my personal favorite.
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This one's called Moby Dick.
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Open the portholes,
there's a man overboard!
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I get goose-pimply just thinkin'
about that big Mr. Moby.
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Uh, red light. Uh, excuse me.
Mr. Moby is a whale.
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I bet he is.
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00:20:45,973 --> 00:20:49,602
This books gets
the yet-unheard-of Zorro Snap.
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In "Z" formation.
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You know, I really got wrapped up in
this story of men out on the open sea...
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danger lurkin'
around every corner.
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And them all snuggled up
in them tiny little cabins.
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Just made me want to hoist my sail
and shove off with them.
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Me, too. I'd pay top dollar
just to be a stow away in that story.
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Oh, ditto. Well, that's
our show for tonight.
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Yes, join us next time when we'll be
reviewing some of Dickens.
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Yes, we'll be talkin' about
the classic A Tale Of Two Cities.
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- I hope one of them is San Francisco.
- Me too.
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Bye-bye.
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Thank you very much.
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Well, once again, we want
to thank you for joining us.
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- Hey, Rollo, tell them what to do.
- Who askin'?
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- Keenen.
- All right. I'll see y'all next week.
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Peace.
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♪ You can do what you want to do ♪
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♪ In living color♪♪